my fiance was having terrible cramps and was craving pancakes so I went full tradwife although I’m not sure if a tradwife can be gay I keep seeing videos of rubber fruit so I’ve been getting into going to the farmers market I make my own flour by grinding up organic old-fashioned rolled oats I also added some whole rolled oats for texture for flavor some vanilla paste vanilla almond milk and a pinch of salt I heated up my griddle to medium high added some grass-fed butter and cooked my pancakes until perfectly golden brown just like my fiance I picked except this nut and date butter from the farmers market embarrassing I didn’t make it myself but I thought I’d make the perfect topping along with some maple syrup I fulfilled my almost to wife duties by hand delivering this stack to my fiance curled up on the couch I can’t wait to get married so I can finally be the untr wife I’ve always dreamed of being Xander our firstborn child sat idly by eyeing the pancakes as we enjoyed them we savored every last bite and she was so generous in sharing some with me of course we shared some with Xander too because we pay taxes in this house
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